5 Minute Personality Test

This is apparently a Japanese psychology “game”. I’m pretty certain I won.


You are walking alone in the desert and you come across a cube.

I’m in the desert? I hope I have enough sunscreen on and why am I alone? I’d never walk alone in a strange place.

How big is the cube?

It’s a cube…so cube size? Isn’t a cube little, like an ice cube?

What color is the cube?

I don’t know, black?

How does that color make you feel?        

How does black make me feel? I don’t know it’s a color.

Can you see inside of the cube?

I just told you it’s black.        

How big is the cube compared to the desert?

It’s a desert, it’s fucking big.

You see a ladder.

Why is there just a random ladder in the desert? Who’s climbing what?

Is the ladder leaning on the cube?

No, duh the cube is small!

What color is the ladder?

I suppose if I say “ladder color” that makes me a wise ass but it’s ladder colored like metal.

What’s the distance between the ladder and the cube?                   

The ladder is lying next to the cube because we’re in the middle of a desert.

You see a horse.         

Just a random horse lost in the desert? Ok.

What’s the distance between the horse and the cube?

Ummm…like a foot? The horse is probably trying to figure out why there is a cube in the desert.

What color is the horse?


Is the horse tied up or roaming freely?

Well it’s wearing a bridal so it’s standing still…what do they call that when you drop the reins of the horse but it stays where it is? Like on Bonanza.

Is the horse wearing a saddle?

Funny, I don’t see a saddle but it’s got a bridal and reins.

There is a storm.           

Of course there is a storm. I visit the desert and it’s going to rain.

What’s the distance between the storm and the cube?

The fuck do I know? The storm is in the distance but it’s rolling in fast.

Is the size of the storm big or small?       

Big. Might as well be big.         

Is the storm passing by or staying in place?

The fucker is coming up fast!

Is the storm violent thunder and lightning or calm and light rain?

Doesn’t a “storm” mean lighting and shit?

You see a flower?

In the desert?

Where is the flower? What’s next to it?

I guess the flower is on a cactus so…a cactus?

What color is the flower?

I don’t know what color are cactus flowers? Yellow?


Cube:The cube represents you and how you see yourself in the world.If the cube is transparent that means people can see right through you. Guess I’m not transparent, but I’m not certain if that’s good or not. The material the cube is made of represents feelings, and how tough of a front you put up. Wait, did you ask me what the cube was made of? The size of the cube compared to the desert represents your ego.If the cube is large in comparison to the desert you think highly of yourself. Small ego, ok I guess that’s good.

Ladder:The ladder represents your friends. LOL and I was wondering what the fuck a ladder was doing in the desert. If the ladder is leaning on the cube, your friends tend to lean on you for support.The distance between the cube and the ladder shows how close you are to your friends. ok we’re close but not too close, I can deal.

Horse:The horse represents you lover or ideal lover. HAHAHAHA!!! The distance between the horse and the cube represents the closeness you have with your current lover. Again I must LOL If the horse is tied up, then it shows the need to be controlling in a relationship.Hmm, the horse wasn’t tied up it was trained to stay where is was. uhuh If the horse has a saddle then you feel safe with them.If the horse is free and not saddled, it means you view your lover as uncontrollable, unpredictable. Well since he’s imaginary who gives a flying fandango?

Storm:The storm represents some obstacle in your life.If the storm is passing, the issue is current with a resolution in the near future.If the storm is staying put, it has been an ongoing obstacle in your life with no resolution in sight.The size of the storm represents how big of an obstacle this is to you, as does the distance.The further away the storm the less importance you place on it.If the storm is violent it means this obstacle is causing quite some grief. The storm is just life, violent coming up fast and there’s no shelter from it.

Flower:The flower represents your children or desire to have children.The closer the flower is to the cube, the closer you feel to your children or the thought of having children.The more flowers the more kids you wish to have. I couldn’t understand WHY the flowers were there and when pressed I figured they were on a cactus. LOL who wants to tell my kids?

Meanings of Colors

You can ask just the basic questions or choose to go into more detail and ask about the colors of the cube, ladder, horse, storm, and flowers.Below is a list of colors and what each means.

Black: Black is the color of authority, elegance, sophistication, and seduction. Black can also imply submission such as a woman who is wearing black panties implies she wants the man to see her in her underwear. The fuck?

White: White symbolizes innocence and purity, which is why the wedding dress is white.Doctors wear a white coat to imply sterility and cleanliness.

Red: The color of dominance, power, and sexual energy, the color red attracts attention.It is also the color of love.

Blue: One of the most popular colors, blue represents knowledge, authority, and loyalty.Blue causes the body to produce calming chemicals so it is often used in bedrooms.The color blue shows loyalty.

Green: Green represents compassion, prosperity, money, and vitality.It is a relaxing color.Many TV studios have a “green room” for people to sit in to relax before they go on the air.

Yellow: Yellow is another attention getter. While it is considered an optimistic color, symbolizing enthusiasm and playfulness.The color yellow is very difficult for the human eye to take in and can be overpowering.

Purple: Purple is the color of royalty.It represents luxury, wealth, and sophistication. It is also feminine and romantic and rarely found in nature.

Brown: Old reliable brown.Brown shows stability.It is the color of earth and a favorite of most men. Brown horse…a stable lover. Again all in my imagination! 



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